Tuesday, 7 August 2007

OH HAI I HAZ AN AGENDA

Apparently we have an agenda. No less than taking over all of feminism and making all women submissive.

(Before I go on to quote, let me first make a note of the fact that this comment is a response to some truly vile hacking, inflammatory and violent commenting, and DoS attacks, which are never justified. I don't like these people at all, but that shit is NOT. OKAY. Neither are the attempts I've now heard about to track down these folks in real life. THAT IS. NOT. ON.)

And now, for the revealing of my agenda:
The true enemies, the enemy that can truly subvert are the enemies within, the women who are basking in the chaos that has happened here, the women who are implying and out and out saying that this is all made up, all a campaign to garner sympathy and the men who will attached themselves to those women, convince those women that porn is fun, being a submissive is fun, cool, and eventually, it will be the way of life for all women. Radical feminists fight this goal and are obviously putting a dent in their mission, making sense, being logical, gaining allies, —the works, if not, the opposition would not be interested in trying to retard us, hinder us, destroy us.
Submission will be the way of life for all women. Because, of course, my purpose in life is to obsolete myself.

:)

(Eh, knowing the transphobia of some of these folks, my last great act before the Masculist Revolt is complete will be a phalloplasty and a new name.)

Note: Any comments suggesting the hacking is/was acceptable -- not that I expect them from y'all, we're grownups in here -- will be disemvowelled and most likely also mercilessly mocked.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait. So we're taking over the world by being submissive? Now that's a new twist on topping from the bottom!

Elizabeth said...

I am late to the lolcat phenomenon, so forgive me, I'm just catching up.

I laughed for five minutes at the title to this and tried to imagine what the cat would be doing in the picture. I saw a laser pointer and a powerpoint presentation.

Decided that the bucket pictures might be more appropriate...people afraid their blue bukkets were about to be stolen.

TEHRE BE PLNTY BUKKETS PPL, DO NT PANIK

I don't need to bore you with my opinion on the subject since not only can you guess it, you can write it out better than I can.

thanks, E

Anonymous said...

Anon again: if we do take over the world, I hereby claim first sub dibs on Brangelina. Having those two as your Dom..

..

.. I'll, uh, be in my bunk.

Who else but Kramnik? said...

Wait. So we're taking over the world by being submissive?

Hmm...are radfems suggesting it'd be gravy if you were convincing women to watch femdom porn?

Punk said...

Well done! A group of women have their forums and e-mail accounts hacked and you manage to make it all about YOU. What a feat!

SnowdropExplodes said...

Punk:

LTEPSFSS has already done a blog posting all about the hacking and how not-okay it is.

But here, the one who made it all about us wasn't Trinity, but the person whom she quoted, who seems to think that we BDSM-type folks want the whole world to be like us, and will somehow enforce it.

Nobody capable of English comprehension could spend longer than about 10 minutes reading the various "BDSM 101"-type web pages, blog posts, etc. out there and still be left with that illusion intact (they might still cling to it regardless, though). Enforcement of a general adoption of BDSM (be it male submission, female submission or a mixture) would violate the most sacrosanct element of its creed, namely, informed consent.

Trinity said...

Snowdrop: What's an LTEPSFSS?

Trinity said...

"Hmm...are radfems suggesting it'd be gravy if you were convincing women to watch femdom porn?"

Probably not.

SnowdropExplodes said...

My mistake - I thought I'd seen something on the topic around here already, and rather than type the name of this blog in full, used the initials to make an acronym. It looks like I was wrong about where I saw it though, because I can't see such a post now. My bad.

I am tired and my head is all muddled-up with all sorts of things. I'll just go sit in a darkened room for a bit. Oh wait, I already am...

Kramnik said...

Probably not.

Pssst...I know that.

Cassandra Says said...

Honestly, my guess is that they think you're a dude in disguise. Because women can't really be dominant, remember. Fucks with the program.

We're like Nessie, I tell you!

The general tinfoil-hat-ness of the whole thing is starting to become genuinely amusing. It's like the X Files, except with spanking.

And punk...not that Trin's not perfectly capable of defending herself, but dude? Get some perspective. Did you not notice the part where she clearly said that DOS attacks are not OK and the 4chan kids are assholes?

belledame222 said...

You know, if there's one thing that always strikes me as an act of utter selflessness, it's following other people around their various homesites and posting, under various nyms, how very self-centered they are for addressing shit that affects them personally.

you've got your own little enclaves. and no, none of us are hacking them, approve of the hack, or even have attempted to post at your Epicenters of Wymbynly Purity for quite a while now. Y'all have made it very clear that the lot of us are Unwomen; so, fine, so be it; but then this isn't the place for you, now is it? Now buzz off.

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belledame222 said...


I laughed for five minutes at the title to this and tried to imagine what the cat would be doing in the picture. I saw a laser pointer and a powerpoint presentation.


that would be excellent.

EthylBenzene said...

"It's like the X Files, except with spanking."

Oh, man, I'm going to be laughing all day envisioning THAT show!!

Oh man...David Duchovny and Gilian Anderson, getting it on, kink-style. Ooh, and they could switch it up every week, play with aliens and whatever other spooky kinky folks they come along... mmmm

Trinity said...

"Did you not notice the part where she clearly said that DOS attacks are not OK and the 4chan kids are assholes?"

Those portions of my posts are apparently invisible to trolls. Win.

punk said...

Us, them, we, you? Is someone suffering fomr paranoia?

belledame222 said...

I expect someone is, yes.

Look, if you haven't been here before and are really just stopping by for the first time because of this latest shitstorm: there's history. If you don't know that, that's fine, we don't need to go into it. If you do know that, are known to the regulars here under another moniker and are playing more games, you know, fuck off.